it’s the 4th anniversary of 9/11. and i have some questions.
for dick cheney: during the last election, you said that if we elected john kerry, we’d all die. care to stand in new orleans and revise your comments?
for george bush: why should we believe that your administration’s response to hurricane katrina is anything other than an indicator of your typical response to a terror attack?
for michael brown: given that your resume reflects such scant experience in emergency management, if you could do it all again, would you do a better job of faking that resume?
for barbara bush: will you agree to live in the superdome for a month? or the astrodome?
for michael chertoff: when does your airplane flight to hell leave?
followup for michael chertoff: how are poverty-stricken evacuees supposed to access relief funds that fema is direct-depositing in checking accounts?
another followup for michael chertoff: how are poverty-stricken evacuees supposed to access relief funds that fema mails to people’s destroyed homes in the form of a check?
for bill clinton: will you consider removing yourself from the taint of the bush clan, and divorce george bush the elder?
for any democrat in congress: are you genetically unable to coherently express any outrage?
for shepard smith: was your famous moment of clarity only a single moment?
for anderson cooper: was your famous moment of clarity only a single moment?
for paula zahn: was your famous moment of clarity only a single moment?
for geraldo rivera: have you ever had a moment of clarity that wasn’t related to your fame?
for keith olbermann: where have you been hiding your intelligence?
for myself: are you going to do anything other than writing a check?
for you: what are you going to do about all this?