from an article on saddam hussein’s forced attendance at his trial:
“degradation and shame upon you, raouf,” saddam yelled. later, he called the investigating judges “homosexuals.”
saddam, you wacky gay-basher/closeted homosexual you.
from an article on show dogs braving the new york blizzard conditions:
…the 1969 blizzard created even more havoc. that was the year the esteemed walter goodman was seen carrying his prize skye terrier from [madison square] garden while his mother trudged behind.
when someone chided goodman about paying more attention to his dog than his mom, he supposedly said: “i’m not showing my mother.”
proving once again that you should never piss off a queen holding a small dog.